Let’s get away from the daily grind and get lost in a new locale… and each other. Want an alternative GFE travel escort to accompany you on a whirlwind escape?

The following destinations have a discounted travel fee of $2,000 per day (you provide travel, meals, and accommodations), with a 2 day minimum, and some alone time each day to refresh so I can be my best self with you.

The accommodations I have researched and linked are simply an option, but I did take the excess work off of your hands so we can just book and enjoy. Should you have another hotel or resort preference in these locations, I am open to ideas! 

These trips are expected to include luxury lodging, shopping/entertainment, and meals. 

The Madonna Inn: St. Louis Obispo in California boasts prefect weather year-round, with Pacific breezes and clear skies, but the real attraction is this marvelous whimsical hotel! Let’s enjoy the beautiful weather and plan our daily adventures from the comfort of our kitchy, unique room. That’s not all this romantic getaway is good for though; The Madonna Inn is known for encouraging amorous feelings, and I hear the beds are quite comfy (which is ideal, as that’s where the magic happens!). The Inn has restaurants on site, but the town itself is full of dining adventures just a skip away. Sweep me off my vintage-loving feet with this destination!

The House on the Rock: Wisconsin may seem too bucolic to be an exciting adventure, but The House on the Rock changes that! If you’ve read American Gods (and if you haven’t, oh my goodness you must!), you know that this bizarre museum full of oddities is a magical escape from the world that can take days to explore. Not to mention all the hidden corners to steal kisses in…
There’s a resort on site, so booking this adventure is a breeze!

Meow Wolf: If you love the idea of exploring a surreal space with me but prefer desert climates, let’s go to Meow Wolf in Santa Fe! Part museum, part art exhibit, and 100% weird place to make out. Once we’re done with the trip to another planet, Santa Fe has beautiful hiking, hot springs, and wonderful restaurants. The Rosewood Inn has Southwestern charm, proximity to all the fun activities, and soft sheets. What else do we need, other than our bodies and some creativity?  

Hopperstaad Church, Norway: Rolling hills, pristine snow on the fjords, peace and quiet, a big creepy 12th century church… what more could we need? Just in case that gets boring, which I can’t imagine happening given two gorgeous and fascinating people in a gorgeous and fascinating place, we can explore the countryside and learn more about this wonderful country, or we can spend the day in bed at the stunning 18th century Kviknes Hotel exploring each other. No matter what, we’ll never forget our time in this beautiful destination that I have always dreamed of visiting!

The Dauphine Hotel, New Orleans: We can escape without even dusting off our passports! New Orleans is my home away from home, and let me tell you; it’s like nowhere else in the States! Extraordinary food, beautiful sights, and an unbelievable nightlife- Nola is the perfect short trip that still feels like a full-blown getaway. Let’s take a true crime tour, eat oysters until we need a nap, and luxuriate in this historical and mysterious city. We’ll be in the heart of the French Quarter at The Dauphine Hotel, a converted brothel located in historic Storyville, the oldest Red Light District in the states. New Orleans is undoubtedly the sexiest city in the US- as if we needed the help…

Ready to book a date with me, an alternative GFE travel escort? See my booking page for more info, and please be aware that screening for new clients who wish to book a getaway is more stringent.